You can blame arty, blame your teammates, you can even blame MM. Conclusion World of Tanks, just like any other online game needs noobs and lamers to spoil it for everyone else. If you see a lamer, please point them to this page so they can improve their laming skills. This page is dedicated to lamers. Once you have got yourself in this enviable position, only move if your team mate has a big gun and is intending to use it on you - normally they won't as they are fighting for their LIFE.
Make your best effort to ignore requests for help, or advice for attack vectors; and for the love of GOD don't act like you're part of a team Done lot of damage to enemy, but whole team calling you asshole faggot becouse i was behind them. So who know how to play and stay alive is shame of team. This is guaranteed to produce some quality results and will help infuriate all your team into blasting you off the face of the earth : zoinkski hotmail.
Evolme says: New to game - August 27, While the timer is counting down ask "how do i go forward? Claim you are playing on a friends account and that you are just 10years old. Ithilsul says: Last ones standing - August 30, When the last enemy tank remaining is hiding from arty with a rock, you, as a medium tank and the last of your team with a friendly arty, MUST NOT engage the enemy tank. That will suppress any chance of damaging your recently polished hull.
Enjoy the timer decrasing and your friend sweating and cursing at you, trying to reach the enemy before the timer expires. Do not hesitate to block him on his way. Snak3 says: Preparing for attack - September 26, In a desert map with both sides on hilly gounds, don't ever encourage your friendly allies to hide behind bushes, rocks or whatnots when they are preparing for enemies' assault.
Instead, as an spg, you should encourage one of your med tank allies who happens to be nearest to the flag to go scout the area, never mind that the enemy's scout is waiting patiently to pounce on your ally, cause your bright and shiny mm gun is already pointing at the map looking for victims to devour. This way you only sacrifice one of your team's best med tank in return for intelligence around the flag, what's even better is the prospect of you killing one of the enemies' scout and get some precious xp in return.
If your team mate dies in the process, never EVER take the blame, instead, try shooting back responses, eg. Never mind that, in the end your team will most probably lost in the end cause they were stormed by the enemies, and you are of the lone surviving spg. You move to get your shot, and get blown away by the enemy you had in your sights! You are tier 10, nobody else matters.
S says: people with premium tanks - October 9, I agree people with bought tanks are just perfectic. Me on the otherhand I work my way up to the best tanks. Yet with the new update it has become awsome the game. This ensures that each side has an unobstructed view and a clear shot at each other.
This will give you an opportunity to shine, and your teammates to glow while on fire. This has severeral benefits. It notifies the enemy that you are a crazed tanker and if any dare approach you will rip em a new one. It warms the barrel which make the shells travel faster and harder. Another free tip is to type messages while your tank is in motion and turning.
The enemy will see you are busy and wait for your message to arrive before shooting you. Ray Seaman says: A must read for all players! Egbert says: Aquaduct - October 23, Push your teammate of the aquaduct. It won't count as a friendly kill and with luck they won't even know you did it. It's hilarious. Follow him, park next to him in that bush, and open fire. Why's he hogging that excellent sniping spot? Attract enemy shells and tanks. Why's he not firing? Oh, he's dead.
Where did everyone go? Nefritis says: Dont prevent the enemy from capping - December 2, Halfway through the game, while you are attacking the right flank and you see all the tanks on the left flank died and the enemy now has a clear path to your base, turn around and make your way back to your base to act as if you are going to help defend. Check the minimap to make sure the arty was actually smart enough to get away from the base and getting ready to shoot at the base to decap.
When you get inches away from spotting whoever is capping the base, STOP to observe your surroundings. You will see artilery desperatly crying for you to spot the enemies who are capping the base. Just ignore him and wait till the base is captured up to 90 points. Laugh at the arty for caring about trying to prevent a loss. This one works best when you are a moderator for the arty will now start calling you all sorts of names, then just ban him for insulting you.
This tactic allows them to know they are not alone and it helps lower their stress. KriegEm says: Hug enemy tanks - January 9, When friendly arty declares that they are going to shoot an enemy tank, run up and give it a hug. That way those arty we never really liked them anyway will have to cover your repair bill, and you'll get a nice bonus! Sergeant Chronus says: Addition to shooting team-mates - November 24, For even more hilarity when shooting a friendly, make sure he's a light, you're a TD and shoot him up the arse while he's trying to fight the enemy.
Its always good to have that extra bit over cover for kill stealing. Leave the least amount HP on your arty. The say where your arty is [example: West off farm in B2. They will be dead in notime. And remember, always take the most direct route to the enemy base, even if its across the field! Iv been banned for a total of 3 months in total. Chat ban for insult to moderators and everything! Im the biggest noob the the south-east-asain server. Only when im in a trolling mood.
Im a very good and exxelent smart player. VeryRisky says: When to blame - February 5, There is an error in your guide. You suggest that you should wait until you are dead before blaming your teammates as you would be controlling your tank. This is a poor stategy as there may be insufficient time to get enough blame in. Best start with the countdown timer at 30 secs and continue right through battle. This way there is an additional advantage that by ignoring your tank and distracting your teammates your loss prediction is more certain.
Please pay no attention whatsoever to the two light tanks in the rail yard screaming for help and trying to dislodge the red team's KV-1 capping the base. They are unimportant and will die shortly anyway. The hill is everything and must be your primary focus. Besides, those two light tanks should have been supporting you up here instead of rushing the cap. As they pull out to shoot, nudge them from the side or behind to screw up their aim. Bonus points for blocking their path back behind cover so they get killed.
Also effective for pissing off a sniping camping, in your view teammate. Giang Nguyen says: Be a fair lamer with your enemy team - April 9, When your ally tanks are about shot enemy tanks, make sure to rush forward and block the view between those tanks.
It's very effective to use this strategy to piss your allies, plush you can have some bonus money if your allies accidentaly shoot you. A lamer never apologise!! If you are starting on the southern end, friendly spgs love sitting around the J5 area to cover the A line. He's got his eye on the a line so he won't know what's going on. When he destroys you make sure you call him a noob for tk-ing.
Oppa Tanknam Style says: This is my bush! After 10 seconds, he drives out of the bush and down the hill. I take the place behind the bush, an enemy is spotted, I want to aim - and see only grey. He turned around, looked into my howitzer, then drove around me. I concentrated on the enemy again, when a shot hit my T I zoomed out and looked who hit me - the romanian hero!
Tried to turn around, when the second shot in my back blew up my tank. When I asked him why he teamkilled me and called him idiot, he answered: "That was my place! Next time stay on your place, idiot! Gewherschwanz says: Culling the herd - May 7, Always pay attention to the relative health of allies Sides work the best as you can force the herd into a smaller area. Enemy arty detest shooting at a group of 5 closely packed tanks.
Sometimes you can even pull a PIT maneuver on them, causing them to go sideways. Arty will be so amused they won't be able to fire or reload. Remember this is a race. This game was based upon Fast and Furious after all. I will have my revenge though my gold plated 22's are shipping soon. BruceJax says: Request Fire at [insert name here] - June 2, Be sure that after you've run ahead of the whole team, you call frequently for fire at those nasty enemies trying to kill you.
Don't worry a bit that the arty you are begging to help you is already dead 'cause you and your team mates abandoned him. Fasttrack says: Liked it :- - June 9, Your article made me piss my pants laughing. Love it. And yes in my infinite wisdom i figured ill buy a premium tank and no probs. Wrong being subjected to the word noob does get annoying but ive met some cool people.
Everyone has the chance to buy a tier 8 tank but u know what your right better to start from the bottom. But at 28 years old i like to start at the top and get better from there. But i hold back and i try my damnedest to win. But do lamers and noobs ruin it for everyone else hell no. This is Ilkc8, signing off for now Developer Response , Thank you very much for your review.
We really appreciate that. The credits you receive after each battle depends on your own efficiency in the battle and the costs of repairs, consumables, ammo, provisions, and camo. This is a team game!!! To put into perspective, one can lose 20 batted in a row with them being the top player simply by causing only damage? I seriously suggest war gaming revamp their matchmaking system because mixing bad players with players that know their stuff is just making the game frustrating and unenjoyable.
Developer Response , We are very sorry that the implementation of the matchmaker and our game does not meet your expectations. The battles are balancing according to levels and potential effectiveness of tanks. In your team may be gotten as players with a high level of skill, and no, because it is a random chance.
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